A man in a hotel lobby wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow hits her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in Room 1221."
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I really should check this more often...... but I won't so there really is no point in worrying about it. I just decided to put this blurb in here because I could. *looks around...... scratches armpit*
Hahahahahaha, I think like every Lebanese immigrant starts from Victoria (somewhere in Melbourne mainly) and then heads there way up to Sydney some way or another and do some lifeguard bashings.
Single-minded idea, but still, limited brain capacity since I discovered the meaning of Under-Age drinking in grade 9
Hi Gwahir. Can you do me a favour coz I'm your favourite person in the world (despite the fact that you don't know me.) Go to Minotaur in the city centre and buy Firefly for me. Then post it to me in Ballarat! Kthnxgo.
Yeah, sure! Just give me a minute and I'll be right... wait a second...