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About Me
Name
Alyson
Age
28
Gender
Female
Relationship Status
Not looking
Country
Australia
City
Ballarat, Vic
Job
Crazy Lady
School
Yes I went?!
My Quotes and Jokes
A man in a hotel lobby wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow hits her breast. They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in Room 1221."
Google Search
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MEN STILL SUCK!!!
 
I really should check this more often...... but I won't so there really is no point in worrying about it. Smiling
I just decided to put this blurb in here because I could. *looks around...... scratches armpit*


Yeah.... I got nuthin'!
Quick Comments
08-25-2006 08:41 AMReport
Brother muFFdy's Avatar

Hahahahahaha, I think like every Lebanese immigrant starts from Victoria (somewhere in Melbourne mainly) and then heads there way up to Sydney some way or another and do some lifeguard bashings.

Single-minded idea, but still, limited brain capacity since I discovered the meaning of Under-Age drinking in grade 9 Frowning
08-23-2006 07:09 AMReport
Gwahir's Avatar

Quoting LucyFur:
Stick Poke bigwave Hi Gwahir. Can you do me a favour coz I'm your favourite person in the world (despite the fact that you don't know me.)
Go to Minotaur in the city centre and buy Firefly for me. Then post it to me in Ballarat!
Kthnxgo.


Yeah, sure! Just give me a minute and I'll be right... wait a second...
08-21-2006 11:09 AMReport
Brother muFFdy's Avatar

Hahahaha, I didnt think you were from Adelaide. I thought it was a bluff, don't worry, my prayers go out to you :P
08-20-2006 02:33 PMReport
taxidermyted's Avatar

Howdy there
08-19-2006 11:41 PMReport
LucyFur's Avatar

That reminds me, I need to take a close-up of my new tongue ring. It's a carebear one. Big Grin
08-18-2006 01:20 AMReport
David's Avatar

Quoting LucyFur:
OI! No digging at my tongue piercing mr. Stick Poke*falls asleep and starts drooling on keyboard*


Why can't I? There's something about a chick with a tongue piercing...
08-16-2006 08:18 PMReport
MalReynolds' Avatar

Puppies is cute wethes you a lady or a mans type.
08-16-2006 06:14 PMReport
David's Avatar

Thanks for the add Cool

I dig the tongue piercing.
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